Yellow Panties

You have been dating her for kindu 3 months, she is sassy, buoyant, galant, and all those heavy vocabularies you have never gotten to use.

The other one, the one you think sat on your christmas chapati 5 years ago before serving it to you, is now a resident at your house, calling the shots, reprimanding you for breaking glasses you bought using your own money and forcing you to watch Maria.

You have tried to leave her (the older one) 113 times but everytime you find yourself calling her back before an Embassava tout can say pipeline, chogoo road.

You love and fear her in equal measures. The fact that her name is Bosibori doesn't help reduce the fear any bit.

Valentine's is around the corner and you don't know how to appreciate your two wimminz, but as you scroll through your timeline, you see this lady selling hot panties at 99 bob. 99 BOB!

That's it!, you now have a solution for your limited budget, Valentine's plan, you will grab 5 pieces for each of your joygivers,

seamless for the resident; your fantasies for her revolves...