Tips to use when you visit Koinange Street

I present to you an updated list of survival notes, tips, and rules that will help you navigate the below sacred places responsibly:

You’ll never satisfy them, so don’t even try; do your quick 33 seconds of honest work and leave.

Always pay in cash. Never use M-PESA. Using mpesa is as risky as sitting on cactus with your bear buttocks.

There’s no foreplay; arrive when your tree is ready and strong for action.

Trousers should never go past your knees. Bro to bro, never remove your...