The wicked Amario

Remember Fai?

*Drink Amario and know why birds fly*

There used to be a fellow called Fai Omar Amario. What was his real name again, Njoroge wa What? I can't remember.

He lived in Naivasha. By some accounts, he was rich. By other accounts, nearly everything he owned had come from someone's blood. He was probably the most infamous carjacker of our no generation. But he also owned a brewery. Amario Vodka, Amario Blue Moon, Amario this and that. The tagline on his brews was "You will know why birds fly". The drinks were so strong that people would take a sip and shoot out of the bar, running towards Kinangop, while screaming at unseen aliens to "please stop, I just want to talk!". Those days, you would drive through Naivasha and youths had red eyes popping out of their sockets like they were acting a zombie movie, all their trousers wet. You see Amario's products defied the bladder. You drank and it passed on to the feet. And they used to cause heavy duty diep. People were walking around with a line of diep behind them!

You will know why birds fly.

Now Amario...