“The Uber Situation” 🚗🔥

So I’m outside this lounge in Kilimani, just chilling, minding my own soft-life business, when this very curvy lady walks up to me like we’ve been dating since Class 3.

She goes,

“Hey babe, my Uber is taking too long. Can I wait next to you?”

Bro, I don’t argue with blessings — I said, “Of course, feel at home.” 😭🔥

We talk kidogo, vibes iko smooth. She’s laughing, touching my arm, telling me how Nairobi men are untrustworthy —

while touching me....