The Time I Accidentally Dated A Priest

Nmekaa hivi then remembered there was a time I dated a priest. 😭😂 You think it's jaba, right? I know... don't judge me though.

So, there was a time in my life when my faith was hanging by a thread. You know those moments where even your guardian angel is probably on annual leave because you've been ghosting church for months? That was me.

One Sunday, instead of waking up for church, I woke up at 1 p.m. and somehow convinced myself that God understands "self-care." Deep down, though, I knew I needed to get back on track.I called one of my friends and poured my heart out."Bro, I feel like my relationship with God is deteriorating."This man became so serious.

Icould almost hear him adjusting his imaginary pastor's tie."Apana. I know a certain priest. He's very wise. Let me connect you with him. Atakulead back to faith."I was like, "Perfect! This is exactly what I need."He sent me the priest's number, and I texted him.

" Hello Father, my name is Niffer. I was given your number because I'd like guidance in my spiritual journey."Very innocent.Very holy.Very Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.The priest replied almost immediately."Karibu, my daughter."See? Even the greeting was holy.We started talking every day. At first, everything was exactly what you'd expect.

"Have you prayed today?""Read Psalm 23.""Trust God."I was impressed.I even started waking up early for devotion.I was thinking, "Wow... this man really loves the Lord."Little did I know...The Lord wasn't the only one occupying his...