“The Landlady’s Daughter” 🏠❤️

So picture this — I’m living in Pipeline, top floor, house with tiles that look rich but sound hollow when you step on them. Rent was 7K, but I only had 3K and vibes.

Then one evening, as I’m sneaking to avoid the landlady, I bump into her daughter — fine babe, name’s Tasha.

Yellow top, leggings, and slippers that spelled “Queen” in glitter.

She looks at me and goes,

“Unahide from my mum again, si?”

I said, “Nooo, just taking the trash.”

She laughed. Bro, that laugh...