The Day My Village Uncle Tried TikTok

My uncle, the one who still believes WhatsApp is the entire internet, recently announced:

> “I want to join TikTok and become an influencer.”

I knew chaos was loading.

This is the same man who once asked if he needs a passport to use Google.

Anyway, I helped him create an account.

But the first problem came immediately.

Username.

He typed: “Official_Real_Original_Uncle_J”

TikTok said the name is taken.

He...