Son vs Priest

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.The little Boy says:

"Dark in here."The Man says:

"Yes, it is."

Boy:I have a soccer ball, do you want...