Roho mtoa Kutu!

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So this day I wad bored at home on a Sunday, KPLC walikua wameanua stima yao. After my phone ran out of charge I decided to take a stroll in the estate, scratch that, kijiji and familiarlize myself with the area. I was living in Tassia where every buiding has a church and a dingy pub next to esch other.

I came across this church that had those tradititional drums on a defeaning pitch and a flag at the entrance. From the road I could see inside the church and the dancing in there was out of this world. They were also singing these kikuyu praise songs that I knew from my childhood and all this drew me into the compound. I have always been a spiritual person anasa ndio huniandama.

A short mamaa in a white turban, yellow cardigan...