NAIROBI KANJOS

So today, Nairobi decided to make me the Main Character™ in a Netflix special.

You know me – kijana wa Ruiru, one of the youngest, finest electrician Kenya has ever exported – just minding my business, walking tall like the chosen one.

Then boom! Nairobi decided to humble me – and not by a millionaire, not by a motivational speaker – but by a cloth hawker.

So picture this: kanjos are on duty, chasing hawkers like it's a Tom & Jerry episode. This...