My first time as a stepdad

My First Time as a Stepdad 😭🙄

Nobody warned me.

Nobody sat me down and said:

> “Brother… this journey will humble you spiritually.” 😭

I thought becoming a stepdad would be easy.

You know…

buy chips,

act cool,

say “how was school?”

maybe play FIFA once in a while.

Simple.

That was before I met Kevin.

Age: 6.

Profession: Professional enemy. 😭

---

Day One — The Interview

The first time I entered the house, the boy looked at me like immigration officers at an airport.

No smile.

No greeting.

Just pure investigation. 😭

Then he asked:

> “Why are you here?”

I laughed nervously.

His mother laughed too.

He did not laugh.

That’s when I knew:

> this small man runs this country. 😭

---

The Battle for Respect 😭

I tried everything.

I bought snacks.

He said:

> “My real dad buys bigger ones.”

I bought pizza.

He whispered:

> “Dad buys KFC.”

I bought ice cream.

This boy looked me in the eyes and said:

> “You’re...