Monogamy is a sign of poverty.

Huh, you think I have one hot wife.

Until you walk in and meet her even hotter co-wife. Suddenly you’re confused and now your small brain can't process it. Surprise surprise my friend - they don't have a problem with it. In fact, they are a well coordinated and obedient bunch - and they love it. 

They're my thriving duo of fabulous domestic goddesses. You, my friend, on the other hand are the one with the problem. You're...