How shiku opened a portal to hell😂😂

Bro… let me tell you what happened last weekend.

This one shook me so hard my ancestors started pacing in the spiritual corridor like,

“Who sent this child to Earth without supervision?”

I get invited to a small birthday thing in Kinoo.

You know those last-minute texts:

“Bro pull up, just bring vibes.”

I show up with my vibes… only to realize I was the only one who actually carried any.

I walk in and boom — I see her.

Short dress.

Curves curving like they’re doing a presentation.

Lips shiny like she’s about to announce a scandal.

Let’s call her Shiku.

She sees me instantly.

“Boza, today you’re dancing. Don’t even try excuses.”

I tell her, “Mami I don’t dance… I just stand and sway like a palm tree on probation.”

She laughed like I was a full comedian — red flag number one.

Two hours in, drinks hit everyone like a surprise...