Hawa ndo mnategemea? 😂

Walianza na Kasmuel na Khalif Kairo ile time ya Gen z uprising. Wakachocha vijana, wakachocha vijana, 'ooh these are the future!'. Hadi mkaita Kasmuel 'The new Tom Mboya 😂

Kasmuel naye akatumia akili, akaona hii movement haina maono, akaondokea polepole. Kairo akabaki hapo, akajipata kwa manoma, they dropped him like hot potato wakamzika kwa kaburi la sahau.

Wakaingia kwa Okiya Omtata. Ooh, 'huyu ndo our presidential candidate in 2027!' Wakachocha Okiya mpaka Okiya akaform presidential secretariat 😂. After two weeks, they dropped him wakaingia kwa Maraga.

Wakachocha former chief justice. 'Maraga for president, Maraga for President!' After...