Diary Entries

26th September 2026

This Nyorofi sun has collaborated with the unforgiving economy and unemployment to give Nyorofians an unscheduled personal growth opportunity AKA Mnyorosho. And thus, before I continue, I would like to urge thou Nyorofian men to keep thy sunshines indoors. It’s too bright and my eyes are going through horrors.

Y’all might be wondering where my sense of gloom faded to today. Newsflash, my mother finally sold the goat in the village. You know the one I told you about? Well, she finally got a willing buyer at the throw away price of 4,500 Kenyatta shillings. You know, I bought the damn thing at Ksh.6,000. What an investment! One thousand went to pay for...