DCI DRAMA

Some years back, I remember being picked up by four big DCI guys at my house in Kasarani.

I was just chilling in my crib, minding my own business and playing video games on my TV, when I heard a knock at my door.

Upon peeping through the spy hole, I saw a cute brown lady with natural dreadlocks.

She was absolutely stunning, a mathematical figure with a waist so snatched it could stop traffic.

I'd been waiting to set my eyes on such a curvy body for the longest time. As they say in our culture, God probably created her during lunch break when He had extra time to perfect His work.

In her hands, she carried a KPLC meter token box.

I told myself this must be my new neighbor because I would never seen her face before. The beauty, my Lord!

Without wasting a second, I opened the door and welcomed her in. She explained that her...