bro code 101

1. A bro does not allow his bro to drunk dial or text his ex. This is one of very few situations where a punch to the groin is acceptable, your bro will thank you for it later.

2. Bro's don't share details about their "little bro" with other bro's.

3. Bro's don't wear skinny jeans.

4. Once shook upon, a bro ALWAYS...