BOY MATH

Started as a five year relationship, at the point of separation they were living together. One morning the lady found out he was cheating and she couldn't handle it. Woke up the next morning, packed her things and started a new life . That was two years ago.

Mans moved in with the girl he was cheating with,it lasted a solid 6months. He chased her away,said she was very extravagant and had no ambitions. At this point let me laugh 🤣🤣🤣😫because the girl he cheated on ,his reason was: she worked too much and didn't give him attention.

Turns out he didn't want too much attention either.

Fast forward to today,Man's is spiraling. What is the problem you ask? He was scrolling on social media and found pictures on those photography pages. His ex the one who worked a lot got married last week. Eeeh,he is saying there's no way she wasn't already cheating.Talking about she couldn't have been getting married already unless she was already seeing someone 2years ago.

So I ask nicely: the girl you are with is pregnant,has met your parents and you met her after dating two other people. Why do you think she hasn't met someone in two years. Him: I know her she couldn't move on from me that fast.

Me: You do remember she left the next morning after she found out you cheated.

Him: It's not like that.

Me: Trying so hard not to laugh.

Boy, math is really, really wild.I am a fan of happiness and I do believe when all is said and done, love is such a beautiful thing, and I am genuinely happy for her. She looks absolutely stunning and so happy. Wishing her a lifetime of love, laughter, and happiness. May her marriage last forever. The holidays are definitely starting with a bang.