“Balcony Confessions” 🌙🔥

Do it’s a random Thursday night, 11:47PM, Nairobi quiet but not really — uko nje unaskia dogs barking, matatus honking from two estates away, and that one drunk uncle shouting “Weka roho juu!” for no reason.

I’m just chilling on the balcony, hoodie on, scrolling my phone like a responsible adult avoiding sleep. Then my neighbor’s cousin — Melissa — steps out on her balcony across mine.

Curvy. Like… God took his time.

Silk shorts. Oversized t-shirt. Hair in a messy bun.

The kind of fine that makes you reconsider your entire dating history. 😭🔥

She looks at me and smiles,

“Boza, why are you always...