All you need to know about Tuju's drama

SHEEE-IT! Listen, let me tell you something right now! Shebesh vibes or not, we need to talk about my brother Raphael Tuju. I am looking at this man and I am stressed! I am stressed like a Nairobi girl whose wig just flew off on a boda boda in the middle of Ngong Road!​I mean, Lord have mercy! We are talking about two billion shillings? 2,000,000,000?

And this man went to the bank to take a loan? A loan?! Is he allergic to joy? Did he miss the memo that being a senior official in Kenya is basically a VIP pass to the buffet of public funds?​Honey, if I was in those senior positions, I wouldn’t be signing loan papers; I’d be signing "Thank You" cards to the taxpayers! You mean to tell me he couldn't even sell the Kenyan Embassy in Brazil? Look, someone sold the one in Tokyo and they’re out here living their best life,...