If stupidity was a criminal offence, today's son of Adonijah would be serving three life sentences without the possibility of parole. His only crime? Believing that a married man can squeeze a full practical lesson in horizontal engineering into a ten-minute lunch break and still return home wearing the "Husband of the Year" badge. Brothers, welcome to today's court session. The accused is Robert Wuod Nyakach.This is Robert, a Luopian from Nyakach, a man who was destroyed by a "Mimi Ndio Sifuna" T-shirt, his own generosity, and his inability to restrain his javelin from twerking at everything in a skirt. He has vast experience in horizontal engineering and is a volunteer worker supplying free stima to big girls in this town on behalf of KPLC. Hatari sana. This son of Adonijah belongs to the bale of men who are completely unforgiving to women... especially yellow-yellow women with smooth faces and carrying a heavy future from behind (Sianda maduong' maduong').
On Sunday, this senior son of Adonijah had just dropped his lovely wife at a salon in Kilimani,...